Paddy, the Irishman has been in Germany looking for work, and on returning to the Emerald Isle, his drinking buddies pressed him for stories about his trip into the big, wide world.
"I stepped off the boat in Hamburg," said Paddy "and there was this b.i.g redhead waving to me as I walked ashore. "Hey Irish!" she shouted, "how would you like to come with me for the time of your life?"
Next morning she brought me breakfast in bed, a bloody feast I had. But I was starting work that day, so I put on my coat and set off down the stairs. This girl called after me, "Hey Irish" How about some Marks?" "So I gave her nine out of ten. " :)
2006-11-22 08:26:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Was that the same Paddy who was put in a line-up at the police station on an assault charge.When the female victim was led in,he shouted :" That's her."
Can't see me getting ten points for that one!!
2006-11-23 06:16:24 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About you (Yahoo profile) Proud to be an American Praise the Lord! That explains things perfectly. You are 6 generations away from being able to claim you are Irish, and if you come you'll only be able to spend 30 days here as a visitor. If you come when you are 21, you will certainly be able to have a Guinness, but you won't be able to get "a job and whatever". I think we can guarantee you can have cold orange juice every morning. Some times of the year it is so cold here overnight you wouldn't even need a refrigerator for your breakfast drink. But you can use one if you prefer. What's the craic? Mighty, thank you.
2016-05-22 18:14:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And you 10 out of 10.
2006-11-22 10:51:41 · answer #3 · answered by B i n g o 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10 for you
2006-11-23 07:24:40 · answer #4 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jimy-Joe went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. "We have 99" replied the shop owner "Give us the lot" said the Jimmy-Joe, paid for them and left. He went to a tailors shop and had 99 pockets sewn into a jacket, put a budgie in each pocket, went up to the Post Office Tower and jumped off.
He hit the ground with an almighty smack and lay there groaning until a passer-by came and asked him what had happened. "I don't know sur" he replied "but that's the last time I try that budgie jumping
2006-11-22 08:36:16 · answer #5 · answered by sparks 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny 7/10
2006-11-22 08:32:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm Irish and i've yet to meet a "paddy" who would choose work over sex! funny though.
2006-11-22 08:33:12 · answer #7 · answered by answer me this..... 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty funny. cheap shot at the chick, but funny.
but i always thought the irish were the readheads?
2006-11-22 08:29:33 · answer #8 · answered by Stine! 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny
2006-11-22 08:30:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-22 08:29:02 · answer #10 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋