Yeah, it's a stupid question, but I'd like your opinions.
2006-11-22 08:15:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
I would say shaolin wushu because lions are flashy, according to the zodiac, and deadly, according to nature. Plus a Lion is a very good fighter, and so is a shaolin. And Leo people, Myself as an example are said to be very nice and likeable. So is a monk.
2006-11-22 09:03:40 · update #1
He would be a ninja actaully. And a really damn good one.
2006-11-22 08:23:10 · answer #1 · answered by Seven Costanza 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
There was actually a science fiction story that addressed this question obliquely. Somehow a human wound up on a planet of sentient lions, and helped a misfit lion developa martial art that would work with leonine physiology. Don't know that they ever named it, and can't remember the title -- sorry.
2006-11-23 01:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by Nick jr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are many known and unknown schools of martial arts. Here's a couple of links:
Sleeping Lion Aiki -Hapkido has many components making it a complete martial arts system - With a focus on close range combat, utilizing low kicks, elbows, finger jabs to soft targets, palm strikes, knees, joint locking, and throwing. Ideal for jetliners, elevators, stairwells, alleys, subways, ships and buses. Anywhere that is confined by nature our techniques will work at their best. There are no jumping, hopping, skipping, flying, spinning, cartwheels, flips, bending over backwards or other contorted stances.
from:
http://www.sleepinglion.cmasdirect.com/
also, a dance form:
http://a2amas.com/liondance/
also see Donald Rumsfeld's furious Tiger Claw:
http://www.poe-news.com/features.php?feat=31845
He is most formidable
2006-11-22 23:52:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lion fu.
You see what a lion does and his natural fighting ability IS martial. It is the natural system of fighting that lions engage in using thier claws and teeth. However as lions do not have a language they do not name different concepts on how to "improve" this fighting art that they are best adapted to. they simply lack the intelligence to improve (much like pauly shore).
2006-11-22 16:24:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lions use the fine art of Ea Tchu. Not a fancy art by any means, and it gets a bad name from the fact that the battle cry is little more than a loud burp.
2006-11-22 17:24:31 · answer #5 · answered by hitman142002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Lazy Lion would go for the fart-foo. It's the most lethal of all the martial arts.
2006-11-22 16:31:43 · answer #6 · answered by ~ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Boxing.. because Lions look like they would have greater upper strength.. ( C'mon you can see him now standing on his hind legs and little trunks on and gloves.. and a headband to keep his mane outta his face..) Roar!!
2006-11-22 22:47:04 · answer #7 · answered by channille 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kat-rate
2006-11-22 16:25:04 · answer #8 · answered by Feathery 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think it´s called Kina Mutai - the art of biting!
I think Paul Vunak once trained that with his guys.
Because of his big teeth, the lion would be master of that art! ;-)
2006-11-22 16:25:12 · answer #9 · answered by Vater des Schreckens 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he'd be good at any martial art, they are agile and fast.
but most of the time he'd just be lion around sleeping and relaxing!!
2006-11-22 23:52:53 · answer #10 · answered by bekka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 Animal Kung Fu
2006-11-22 16:31:45 · answer #11 · answered by Brian B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋