How about we go back to mine?

Question

A man and a woman are enjoying a few drinks at a bar. They soon realise they're both doctors, and after several more drinks the man decides to try his luck. "Listen," he says, "how about we go back to mine and do the wild thing tonight?"
The woman agrees, and they leave. Back at the house, the woman strips off, walks to the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to conduct major surgery. Ten minutes later she's done, and she returns to the room where the pair have sex.
"You're a surgeon, aren't you?" says the man, just moments after finishing.
"I am," replies the woman. "How did you know?"
"It was the scrubbing up before we started," he says.
"Makes sense," says the woman. "You're an anaesthetist, aren't you?"
"Wow," says the man, but "how on earth did you know?"
"I didn't feel a thing....." :)

Answer 1

Fantastic joke!!! would go down a treat at the hospital where my brother in law works! would be better if he was an anaesthetist though. thanks for making me laugh!

Answer 2

bloody cracker lmao 10/10

Answer 3

Excellent lol

Answer 4

Now thats made me laugh- she could also say I felt a small prick and then I didn't feel a thing!

Answer 5

Funny, pass me the bed pan!!

Answer 6

Good one fidgety, lol, Keep them coming!

=kizzy=

Answer 7

you f***in wh**e you said you'd never tell anybody. i suffer from microphallus its a reall condition!!!! it's not my fault. you should have some sense of confidentiality, you are a doctor! WH**E!!

Answer 8

lolol good1 10/10 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha cb

Answer 9

funny

Answer 10

very good