Imagine I was the perfect woman for you, great body, good sense of humour, got on well with your mates, good cook, rich etc etc But every time you got something wrong I pulled out a foam hammer and whacked you on the head with it, in the style of Timmy Mallet. What would you actually do, but really what would you do?
2006-11-22 08:01:19 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I would first be slightly worried that my sexual preference has changed.
I wouldn't be too worried about the hammer as I am a woman and therefore I am always right!
Now go an cook me dinner biatch!
2006-11-22 11:20:13 · answer #1 · answered by Pork_Purse 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Even if you whacked me over the head with the foam hammer. If you still loved me then that is all that would matter. And I would still be the happiest man a live and would still treat you like a queen.
2006-11-22 08:26:39 · answer #2 · answered by Bone Storm 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get something wrong? I last did that in '67, unlikely to ever recur. So put the mallet in the attic and let us have an early night.
2006-11-22 08:16:21 · answer #3 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No! I can't get the Timmy Mallet image out of my head. I actually saw him once when he was still mildly famous and he is a "don't you know who I am?" primadonna, fact fans.
2006-11-22 08:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by Jon B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HMMMMM,, that is a tough one, I think while I was admiring how pretty you were, eating the best meal you had ever cooked me, counting the piles and piles of money in front of me while my friends laughed at your jokes I WOULDN'T GIVE A F$%K!
I just wouldnt go out in public with you and the hammer xxx
2006-11-22 08:04:42 · answer #5 · answered by SARA H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hide your mallet
2006-11-22 08:04:41 · answer #6 · answered by Ding Dong 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
get my own foam hammer and whack you back!!! Y would u want 2 know though... u dont actually do that, do u???
2006-11-22 08:04:26 · answer #7 · answered by rubs c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd not only walk away--I'd run. That would be treating someone with such disrespect. I wouldn't expect anyone with any amount of self esteem or self respect to tolerate such behavior. You asked!
2006-11-22 08:04:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I fell in love with you with true love, I can excuse you whatever you do.I won't see or consider anything except you. You'll be my only world.
2006-11-22 08:15:11 · answer #9 · answered by capricon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut the hammer up when u was out
2006-11-22 09:33:54 · answer #10 · answered by PETER J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋