Ok so there's a vampire and he meets up with someone and he takes them to his castle and decides to drink their blood while they're there.
But when he goes over there they're awake.
So he walks around a bit and goes and checks again but they're still awake so finaly he couldn't wait so he goes in and is about to yell when he sees them asleep.
So he goes to drink their blood when they wake aup and tell stop and he asks why?
So they say they'll pay him monthly.
2006-11-22 07:50:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A vampire creeps up to Naskomania, but instead of drinking his blood, he uses an axe to chop him up into thousands of tiny pieces and flushes them down the toilet on live TV.
The whole world cheers as they know they will be spared the horror of ever having to read another one of Naskomania's retarded attempts at humour, and they agree to pay the vampire monthly.
2006-11-22 08:02:12 · answer #1 · answered by matchak 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
great joke but you lost me on "so" the first "so" not the sixth "so"!!! did you know that you can also check your spelling before you submit???? (aup and tell stop) to be honest none of it makes sense so if you wanna here a good joke heres one for you
Why are there so many Chinese people in Harrow, London?? because when they get in the taxi at the airport they say "Harrow driver" pysl yet?
2006-11-22 18:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by Snuckems 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so they pay rent for the castle in blood?
2006-11-22 15:53:04 · answer #3 · answered by the Boss 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need to quite attempting to make up jokes. You are NOT funny, just lame.
2006-11-22 15:53:27 · answer #4 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
... I appologize, was their a punchline to this? I believe this wasn't truly very funny. Again, I must appologize to you.
2006-11-22 15:52:47 · answer #5 · answered by Liam Stone. 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was a joke u read, and were like ooooo gross...but its a good one
2006-11-22 16:07:08 · answer #6 · answered by Michael D 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I got lost?
2006-11-22 15:53:02 · answer #7 · answered by cork 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ok.. you should really stop with the joke... they are not funny... Sorry
2006-11-22 15:52:44 · answer #8 · answered by 1 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'm pretty sure thats gross.
2006-11-22 16:00:12 · answer #9 · answered by caseofyou2003 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dont get it.
2006-11-22 15:52:17 · answer #10 · answered by ¡Free Love! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋