Two Irishmen, Paddy and Seamus were walkin through Calcutta when an old woman wanders past.
"Hey Seamus, says Paddy, "I tink that's Mother Teresa."
"Rubbish," says Seamus.
"I'm tellin you it was," says Paddy.
To settle the argument, they approach the lady and ask her.
"Are you Mother Teresa?"
The old woman eyes them scornfully.
"Pi*s off, you peverts," she hisses.
"Jeez," Paddy says, watching her disappear into the crowd.
"Now we'll never know." :)
2006-11-22 07:31:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is a nice change from all the rubbish we receive, great joke!
Just as well that I am a Scot and not Irish! Keep it going, iain xx
2006-11-22 09:01:57 · answer #1 · answered by Ricky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. Have heard different variations of this joke-
Seamus asked paddy: well was it her? she did not tell me he replied
give it 9 out of ten and gave you a thumb up as well
2006-11-22 15:34:34 · answer #2 · answered by toietmoi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent 8.5/10
2006-11-22 15:34:21 · answer #3 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant... 10 outta 10 from me...
2006-11-22 15:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9/10 - very original LOL
2006-11-22 15:36:12 · answer #5 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2006-11-22 15:39:38 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolol10/10 great ha ha ha ha cb
2006-11-22 15:58:39 · answer #7 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it???
2006-11-22 15:37:52 · answer #8 · answered by Naskomenia 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋