Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
2006-11-22 07:30:04 · 9 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats hilarious and mean.. us girls are so evil.. but o well try and trick a girl.. and the girls gets the treat... lol anyways nice joke!
2006-11-22 07:32:41 · answer #1 · answered by Tara M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly, you're purely going to love me then. I actually have 3 tye dye outfits that I placed on quite somewhat each and every of the time.I actually have 2 black outfits i take advantage of to interpret in. I actually have one pair of tennis shoes and a million pair of gown apartments. I actually have 3 evening shirts and one little drawer for undergarments. My husband has the carry close mattress room and that i sleep on a futon interior the front room and that i take advantage of the front hall coat closet for my outfits. ( I snore and it keeps him conscious and he sleeps with a fan on and it keeps me conscious, so we had to sleep aside)
2016-11-29 09:18:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol nice 1
2006-11-22 07:54:35 · answer #3 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good job my hubby dont charge one kiss per yard...lol good joke...
2006-11-22 07:40:53 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao nice
2006-11-22 07:34:22 · answer #5 · answered by csnape2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk! lol
2006-11-22 08:26:18 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... that's us girls for you!
That's funny!
2006-11-22 07:34:27 · answer #7 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe!
2006-11-22 07:33:39 · answer #8 · answered by LJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-22 07:54:54 · answer #9 · answered by DEBBY'S BABY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋