dumb blonde jokes?

Question

and your momma (fairly clean please)

Answer 1

Yo Mama's so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection cringed.



Yo momma so stupid, she took a dougnut back to the store because it had a hole in it.



Yo mama is so old she gets a seinor discount at the nursing home



Yo Mama so fat she doesn't need the internet. She already worldwide !



Yo mama's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her



Yo mama's so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application



Yo mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.



Yo mama so dumb she went to the movies and it said under 17 not admited, so she went back
home to get 16 of her friends



Yo mama so fat when she jump on your trampoline she landed in china.



Yo mamma is so stupid she locked herself in the toliet and still wet herself



Yo mamma so ugly your father takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her
goodbye.



Yo mamma so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out.



Yo mamma so fat shes got more chins than a chineese phone book.



Yo mamma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money

Answer 2

There was a blonde cop that pulled over a blonde lady that had been speeding on the highway, the blonde cop walked up to the window and asked to see her license and registration. The blonde driver finds her registration but cannot find her license. So the blonde driver asks the blonde cop, "What does it look like?" The blonde cop replied, "It's kind of square and has a picture of you on it..." So the blonde driver fumbles around a little bit more in her car to find it... she finally came across a square compact, opened it and saw that it was her! She handed the compact to the blonde cop as her license, when the blonde cop opened it she said "Oh, I'm sorry ma'am... I didn't know you were a cop...!"


~ Your momma's so stupid... she bought a spoon to the Super Bowl! lol

Answer 3

Your momma is so fat, her belt size is the equator

Yo momma is so fat, she passed the TV and I missed the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy.


Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped in the water, the whales started singin "we are family, you are bigger than me"


Yo momma is so fat that when she ordered a waterbed, everyone in the world tossed a large blanket over the Pacific Ocean


Yo momma is so fat that when she is in the hospital, her glucose runs out every 2 seconds


Yo momma is so fat that under her passport picture, it says "picture continued on other side"

Answer 4

BLONDE IN COURT

A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night of August 24th?" "Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!" "Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the witness stand. "I don't mind answering the question." "I object!" the defense said again. "No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer." The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object." So the prosecutor repeated the question: "Where were you the night of August 24th?" The blonde replied brightly, "I don't know."

Answer 5

a blond woman is on an airplane trip and her original seat is coach, but she finds a first class seat and sits there. the flight attendant confronts the blonde, but the blonde says "i am blonde, i am beautiful and i am going to Texas." The attendant tells this to the co-pilot who also confronts the blonde, and she repeats the above. the co-pilot tells the captain and the captain confronts the blonde. he whispers something in her ears and she says "Oh!" and walks back to her original seat. The co-pilot was shocked and asks the captain what he told her. The captain says "i told her that first class is not going to Texas."

Answer 6

I had a blonde friend who got sick & tired of all the blonde jokes, so she decided to show how intelligent blondes can be. She spent months memorizing the capitals of all the States. When she finished she asked to be quizzed. Someone asked her "What's the capitol of Rhode Island?" She proudly quipped "R".

" I can't spell V W, so I drive a porche" (my fav)

Answer 7

LOL! Heres mine: 2 blonde women folk have been sitting on a bench in a farm in Minnesota...(close to ohio) woman a million: what's closed...Ohio or the moon? woman 2:nicely,duh,i will see the moon!

Answer 8

Your mommas lips are so big, she whispers in her own ears

Answer 9

yo momma is so fat.. she saw a school bus with white kids in it and she yelled "come back here with my twinkie"

Answer 10

i got nothin i am just doing this for the points