A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.
As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there.
As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She looked at him and smiled. "Jeeves," she said. "Take off my dress. "
He did this carefully.
"Jeeves," she continued. "Take off my stockings and garter."
He silently obeyed her.
"Jeeves," she then said. "Remove my bra and panties. "
As he did this, the tension continued to mount.
She then said, "Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"
2006-11-22 06:55:07 · 18 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ahahahhahahaaahhhh!! Hhahahahah!!
I really didn't see that coming! Me likey! Encore!
Grace xx
2006-11-22 07:00:02 · answer #1 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeeves Nooooooooooo!
2006-11-22 06:57:28 · answer #2 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The crayons made a really impressive little bit of sculpture and the arsonist is entering it contained in the county truthful. imagine what would have got here about if the husband had come abode first -- Jeeves truly would were in a niche of worry then.
2016-11-29 09:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was better with Lady Penelope and Parker, you could even do the voices =0)
2006-11-22 08:10:34 · answer #4 · answered by Crimson_Tear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old joke, but beautifully told.
2006-11-22 07:08:39 · answer #5 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe..Good One!
2006-11-22 06:57:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wodehouse must be gyrating in his grave. That is soooo old, I read that at Grammar school!
2006-11-22 07:00:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmao xx
2006-11-22 07:00:39 · answer #8 · answered by mummy of 2 boys and a princess x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats cute
2006-11-22 06:59:50 · answer #9 · answered by sparky_grl_772 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good that made me giggle
2006-11-22 06:58:05 · answer #10 · answered by shon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋