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I thought this joke was funny, but nobody else did. that do you guys think?

Osama bin Laden went to heaven and was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"
Patrick Henry then approached and punched Osama in the nose. James Madison entered and kicked him in the shin. An angry Thomas Jeffrson whacked Osama over the head with a cane.
The thrashing continued as John Radolph, James Monrow and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
Suddenly, as Osama lay withering in unberable pain, an angel appeared.
"This is not what you promised me," said Osama.
"Come on, Osama," the angel replied." I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven."

2006-11-22 06:44:58 · 10 answers · asked by sparky_grl_772 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Virginians......Ahh indeed!!! I dated a woman named Virginia once....She asked me to call her Virgin for short, but not for long!!!

2006-11-22 06:49:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I heard Robin Williams do this joke on an HBO special a few years ago. I think the way he worded it was funnier, but it's still a pretty good joke. Virginians....

2006-11-22 07:07:59 · answer #2 · answered by Eva A 2 · 0 0

Funny! I will copy and paste it to others on my email list!

1st I was going to answer straight from your question. Like you may miss an important left turn for driving directions.

Some of us are born with poor hearing like me, so take it easy on us hard of hearing people.

2006-11-22 06:48:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes, its not rolling-on-the-floor funny, but it is comical.

2006-11-22 06:47:59 · answer #4 · answered by Rotten Johnny 5 · 1 0

FIRST OFF YOUR JOKE IS FLAWED!

Bin Laden did not attack the twin towers bush did. When you put fear into the hearts of americans and gain there support....YOUR UNSTOPPABLE.

2006-11-22 06:53:12 · answer #5 · answered by 12ated12 2 · 0 5

cute

2006-11-22 06:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by Beast 4 · 1 0

I think it's hilarious!

2006-11-22 06:57:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

those other people were right.

2006-11-22 06:47:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I smiled.

2006-11-22 06:53:17 · answer #9 · answered by ☆skyblue 7 · 0 1

i dont get it

2006-11-22 06:53:48 · answer #10 · answered by Dades Finest 305 2 · 0 1

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