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imagine that 'clap on....clap off.....clap on....clap off' for a couple minutes during one of our days. That would be awesome, scary and probably would do painful wonders to us and the world in general with 'no heat or light' at all for a sudden second, followed back with extreme light and heat another second later.

This would be a great 'made for tv TNT' movie starring Steven Seagull or something

2006-11-22 06:32:17 · 7 answers · asked by systematic_safety 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

7 answers

Yes God has the Sun set up on a celestial Clapper.
What a idiot you are.

2006-11-22 06:59:57 · answer #1 · answered by anjel 2 · 1 0

O wow man, wouldn't it be way cool if he could clap on and clap off your heart? You'd, like, fall down or something, then He would say 'Just Kidding' and clap it back on....man, this is some heavy stuff

2006-11-22 06:36:20 · answer #2 · answered by TCFKAYM 4 · 1 0

I'm sure he COULD do that. But God's a pretty smart deity. I don't think he would try to shut it off for even a minute.

God did it by speaking it into existence. "Let there be light" because he has an amazing power that we cannot truly comprehend.

2006-11-22 06:35:47 · answer #3 · answered by Searcher 7 · 0 0

No! he simply spoke the words as per the account given in Genesis

2006-11-22 06:35:17 · answer #4 · answered by mandbturner3699 5 · 0 0

lol. can u prove god has hands to clap with?

2006-11-22 06:34:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes

2006-11-22 06:34:41 · answer #6 · answered by chefbill 3 · 0 0

Well, setting aside your sarcasm, what he giveth, he can taketh away.

2006-11-22 06:35:39 · answer #7 · answered by rangedog 7 · 0 0

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