A real nice one sent in by RC:
The battle scarred and patriotic US soldier on his field hospital bed battling for his life. Considering that he might die at any moment he calls the duty nurse and tells her,
“I want to kiss the US flag before I die.”
Nurse says, “I am so sorry, there is none available right here, but rather than such a patriot like you, maybe you can kiss the flag tatoo which I have put on my ***.”
Soldier kisses the flag and says to the nurse.
“Ok turn around I want to kiss Bush too.”
2006-11-22 06:02:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG............ it so funny hey keep posting more of these jokes lol
2006-11-22 06:11:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have let him kiss Bush all he wanted.
2006-11-22 14:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hariously priceless
2006-11-22 14:05:19 · answer #3 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like he wasn't just a soldier....he is a MARINE!!!!!
hehehehe
2006-11-22 14:14:59 · answer #4 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, he wasn't that hurt huh? LOL
2006-11-22 14:08:34 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Jacksonville, FL 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-22 14:04:03 · answer #6 · answered by Joey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA LOL THATS FUNNY
2006-11-22 14:06:08 · answer #7 · answered by Kstar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha !!! Loved it!
2006-11-22 14:05:34 · answer #8 · answered by April J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i did not read it because i think i am funnyer than yo hahahaha
2006-11-22 14:05:26 · answer #9 · answered by poo k 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good one lol.
2006-11-22 14:10:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋