Just to lighten things up a little...I'm Christian but this cracked me up. Enjoy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alLkRcQcwk0
(if you're worried it might be a virus link, just look up "Athiest Church" on Youtube)
2006-11-22 06:02:05 · 11 answers · asked by impossble_dream 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
freakin' luv it...thanks for the chuckle.....
2006-11-22 06:04:52 · answer #1 · answered by krnsspott 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. Funny stuff, there.
So, how 'bout a little MORE religious humor?
Ready?
A Pagan goes to Heaven
A Pagan died and, much to her surprise, found herself at the Pearly Gates facing St. Peter. He walked up to her and said, "Hello, and welcome."
She stared at St. Peter in complete confusion. "Wait a minute," she said. "I was supposed to end up in the Summerlands."
He smiled. "Ah, you must be one of our Pagan sisters. Follow me, please."
Peter gestured for her to follow him down a small path which went through the gates and down a bit to the left. They walked for a short while, then he stepped back and gestured her forward. Looking past his hand, she saw the verdant fields and forests of her desired Summerlands. She saw people feasting, dancing, and making merry, exactly as she expected. While shaking her head in wonder, the Pagan happened to glance over to one side and saw a small group of people a short way away from the edge of the Summerlands. The people in the group were watching the revelers, but not joining them. Instead, they were screaming and weeping piteously.
The Pagan looked at St. Peter. "Who are those people?"
St. Peter replied, "Them? They're fundamentalists. They're a bit surprised to see you all there, so they stand there and carry on like that all day."
"Why? Don't they have better things to do?"
Peter leaned conspiratorially toward her. "They don't really have a choice. Standing over there, only being able to watch your joy...they're actually in Hell.
God doesn't like being told what He thinks."
2006-11-22 06:43:26 · answer #2 · answered by Praise Singer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
extreme-high quality, yet: do you be attentive to why 7 is written by utilising hand with a small horizontal line? the tale is: Moses returns from the mountain with the ten command. He starts off analyzing them. while he reaches 7 (do not devote adultery ) all the mans yelled: "decrease the seven! decrease the seven!"
2016-10-12 22:22:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always wondered what an atheist church would be like!!
2006-11-22 06:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by Searcher 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate youtube
2006-11-22 06:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles
I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!
2006-11-22 06:04:32 · answer #6 · answered by Satan Lord of Flames 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:o)
just in case you're wondering..i didn't really watch that video! lol
2006-11-22 06:04:14 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Lady in Pink ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha-ha, that was great
2006-11-22 06:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by i totally agree with you!! not 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute :)
2006-11-22 06:08:20 · answer #9 · answered by Snark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is not funny, I hope you're prepared for judgement day because God doesn't appreciate mockers!!!!
BURN!@!!!
2006-11-22 06:04:34 · answer #10 · answered by systematic_punter 1 · 1⤊ 7⤋