How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round?
Why do we have to "put our two cents in," but it's only a "penny for our thoughts"?
Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
2006-11-22 05:41:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I can't answer yours. Can you answer these:-
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's inside your a*s?
Can you cry under water?
If a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?
How is it we put a man on the moon before we figured out how to put wheels on luggage?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If you answer these I have lots more.
2006-11-22 06:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by Buck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 06:18:20 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who those are all some really good, interesting questions! haha.
For the sleeping baby one. I would say because when babies are asleep they look so peaceful!
2006-11-22 05:44:07 · answer #3 · answered by hiphop_hottie92 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like, president famous
Uhmm...So it fits in the bread.
Because our thoughts are worth less to other people
Because there are more beautiful people up for Miss America than for the president's job
................No idea
The real stuff won't hurt the dishes
...............Again No idea
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Uhmm.....No.
Thanks for the questions. Really made me think..
2006-11-22 05:46:00 · answer #4 · answered by Montez Grl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG......... nearly fell of my seat laughing at this one. I give you 10/10 for that one. Keep posting those jokes
2006-11-22 06:17:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tha's a good one!
2006-11-22 06:11:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but i believe it's not cold as hell ...its cold as Sh it
2006-11-22 05:46:31 · answer #7 · answered by In love 4ever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good.... lmao !!!!
why do we drive on a parkway and park on a drive way ??
2006-11-22 05:44:22 · answer #8 · answered by ROSIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those where some good questions..
2006-11-22 05:47:13 · answer #9 · answered by Ashly D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are really good questions..
2006-11-22 06:31:41 · answer #10 · answered by Jessica. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋