A man was sick and tired of goingto work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man'swish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast forhis mate, awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home andpicked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box andbathed the dog.
2006-11-22 05:38:18 · 20 answers · asked by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then it was already 1 P.M.and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peelingpotatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren'tfinished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. Iwas so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back.
2006-11-22 05:38:31 · update #1
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learnedyour lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they
were.
You'll just have to wait nine months,though. You got pregnant last
night."
2006-11-22 05:38:49 · update #2
WoW....Really funny. I'll give you 10/10.
Thanks for the funny story.Keep it up.
And have a great day.
2006-11-22 12:05:39 · answer #1 · answered by Dharshi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The rate is 5
2006-11-22 13:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by Geek 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good! Poor man gets to go through labor! hehehehe I give it a 9
2006-11-22 14:04:59 · answer #3 · answered by Leigh K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny. being pregnant with a 3 and a 5 year old i thought it was great. Happy thanksgiving.
2006-11-22 13:46:23 · answer #4 · answered by 1973kimberly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give this story a 6.
2006-11-22 14:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by snowboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is really a good joke and i must forward to my hubby so that he know my job is not easy as he thinks. A 'Nine' for u, good joke. keep it up!
2006-11-22 13:48:48 · answer #6 · answered by kitty katty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. 9.
2006-11-22 14:37:48 · answer #7 · answered by KYZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a..... 8 because it was interesting but not funny...
2006-11-22 13:44:53 · answer #8 · answered by Ashly D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not pregnant.....but that was funny, I rate it a 8.
2006-11-22 13:42:01 · answer #9 · answered by Diamond in the Rough 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooh man that funny! surprise ending!
2006-11-22 13:41:45 · answer #10 · answered by haloween_on_xmas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋