I keep banging them on bushes and snagging them on branches", "well it was my first try" said God" but i will see what i can do," he reached down and took the middle breast away and threw it in the bushes.A week later He asked Eve if everything was now ok".Well God all the animals are in pairs and i am alone", "Give me a mate so i will not be lonely "Ok said God". I will see what i can do. Eve left and God reached down into the bushes and said to himself " "Now where did i put that useless Tit.
2006-11-22 05:28:08 · 16 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aled H you have just proved a point here. Haloween are you a male.?...male breasts springs to mind....
2006-11-22 05:44:24 · update #1
Aled h, i just read your 3 questions, I thought you said you were raised a s a christian.Not very christian calling ladies t.wats now is it...poor boy....
2006-11-22 05:55:57 · update #2
Nice one: Like when the young man asked the police officer if he knew what the Rabbi's did with the results of circumcision. 'No' replied the officer. 'Well' said the young man, they salt them, stretch them, wet them and stretch them again until they are 5'9", then send them to Police College'........
2006-11-22 05:32:25 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. So you mean even from early days women were clumsy bad drivers who kept banging their breasts here and there?
2. Then you were so helplessly lonely that you begged God to give you a partner?
2006-11-22 10:16:31 · answer #2 · answered by B i n g o 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If god was a woman, things would be set up a lot differently. If god was a male, women would have a third breast, one in the middle of their back ..............for slow dancing
2006-11-22 10:55:17 · answer #3 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your opinion is valued. The joke was funny.
Did you hear the one, or see it....
Why did the model keep staring at the orange juice?
Because it said CONCENTRATE.
If you have you probably hate me for it.
I'm not sexist tho and to prove it I got an answer from a girl who looks to have a REAL good brain. I find that kinda sexy. Her pic was good too!
2006-11-22 05:38:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A feminist Joke -s'pose it was funny -huh
2006-11-22 05:42:31 · answer #5 · answered by Dan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2006-11-22 05:37:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe
2006-11-22 06:51:02 · answer #7 · answered by mummy of 2 boys and a princess x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could have been worse. He could have given her a car.
We all know how useless women drivers are.
2006-11-22 05:32:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
lol......so it's eve fault we have t1ts as partners!
2006-11-22 05:32:34 · answer #9 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehe very good
and very true
2006-11-22 05:34:12 · answer #10 · answered by tjtwix1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋