Ive never used one myself but have heard a few... did they make you laugh or cringe?
2006-11-22 05:07:38 · 14 answers · asked by 2 good 2 miss 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"Do you want to come back to mine and watch me s**t on a glass table?"
2006-11-22 05:10:17 · answer #1 · answered by Mark J 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heres a whole list of worst:
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.
(As I'm leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? What? Me!
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
introducing himself:Bond. James Bond. (Lost. Get Lost.)
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call your mother and thank her.
Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
How was heaven when you left it?
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
I have only three months to live.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
2006-11-22 13:20:04 · answer #2 · answered by babydoll 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive never used one.
I remeber in high school I was waiting at my bus stop. Two girls were looking at me smiling and talking to each other.
My bus came I was just getting on and one shouted "I like your...ermm face"
it sounded like she really meant it. She seemed really shy I had to laugh though.
The cheesiest one is
"hi girl you must be tired, because you've been running on my mind all day"
2006-11-22 13:13:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive never had an English boy { whilst travelling, he was a bad man }
2006-11-22 13:25:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew a buxom barmaid once called Lucy. One night I had to say it "So do you think you'll let me get to know you well enough to call you Loos?" (I got a laugh out of it but not much else)
2006-11-22 13:20:14 · answer #5 · answered by charlie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the best i've heard is the guy who had the word "your" and the word "name" tattooed on each cheek of his backside. He then went up to girls and aksed them their name - replying with, "You'll never guess what...i've got your name tattooed on my a**e"!
2006-11-22 13:20:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi, my mate Pete uses this chat up line all the time and they actually work i can't believe it...
the first one is...' do you like jewelry?' when they say yes he then says 'well sit on this itis a gem', pointing to his penis
2006-11-22 13:32:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 I've come to grind your beans
2 (to an ice cream seller) I'd really like to lick your 99
3 I'd love to blow the bloody doors off you
2006-11-22 13:18:30 · answer #8 · answered by The Global Geezer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was really drunk 1 night and went up to this girl and said "are your parents terrorists cos you are the bomb" she laughed so much dont know whether she was laughing at me or with me.......
2006-11-22 13:10:09 · answer #9 · answered by Skillz_That_Killz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello Luv, go get your coat, You've pulled!
2006-11-22 13:10:21 · answer #10 · answered by poetikliesense 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an old boyfriend of mine jokingly told me that he wanted to open up my icebox and slide in his popsicle. i laughed my *** off at him!
2006-11-22 13:12:44 · answer #11 · answered by LoriBeth 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋