this is a letter from a kid in south west Queensland, Australia to Mum and da?

Question

" i am well.tell me big brothers Phill and Doug that the army is better than working on the farm, Tell them to get here bloody quick before all the jobs are gone,I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first because you dont hav to gett outta bed till 6 am But i like sleeping in now cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is mek ya bed and shine ya shoes and clean ya uniform, No bloody cows to milk calves to feed, no feed to stack-nothin, Ya haz gotta shave tho but its not so bad coss there's lots o hot water, At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like Mum used to make,Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with City boys turns out i'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like i'm the best the platoons got and iv'e only been beaten by 1 bloke and he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and 3 pick handles across the shoulders.I fought till they carried me off to the boozer,Tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is.your loving daughter jane

Answer 1

brilliant - not heard that one before
10/10
gold star for that one
xxx

Answer 2

Queensland.

Answer 3

10/10 bloody cracker

Answer 4

Love it, but it would have been quicker if she just said "Mum, I'm a lezzer"

Answer 5

X l ent

Answer 6

nice

Answer 7

lol. thats a good one

Answer 8

that wuz ok. howd you thnk of it?

Answer 9

interesting!

Answer 10

omg thats soo sad. keep it up if this is real. umm y didnt u just email them??????????????