The whole truth?

Question

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy 2 blackmail them by saying," I know the whole truth".
The boy decides 2 go home and try it out. He goes home,and as he is greeted by his mother he says,"I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says,"just don't tell your father".
Quite pleased the boy waits for his father to get home from work,and greets him with, " I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him $40 and says," please don't say a word to your mother ."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day , when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying," I know the whole truth."
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says,"Then come give your father a big hug."

Answer 1

That is brill well done
10/10
Jeff xx

Answer 2

10/10
2 thumbs up
lmaol
haha
one of the geatest joke ever......

keep posting

Answer 3

Thanks! Good one. Are you making these up? Or do you just have a big book of jokes that you are trying to spread to the world?

Answer 4

haha oh my!!

i love it.
first laugh of the morning
thank you
have a nice day!♥

Answer 5

Man I hope my kids don't read this (atleast til I hit an ATM).

Answer 6

So now he's got two dads, and he's $60 richer.
I must try that one!

Answer 7

what was the dad doing??? That poor boy

Answer 8

i give you 3 stars for this one

Answer 9

good one again wasnt expecting that ending

Answer 10

lol its always the mailman