A newly married sailor was informed by the navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter.
" My love," he wrote " we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that we're constantly surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not tempted? "
So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, "why don't you learn to play this?"
Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife. "Darling" he said, "I can't wait to get you into bed so that we make passionate love!"
"First let's see you play that harmonica!"
2006-11-22 04:33:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol hahahahahahahaha. I hope you don't mean that you are not going to post any more jokes. I love your jokes, keep them coming.
2006-11-22 05:09:11 · answer #1 · answered by Sweetness 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A perfect joke. A ten
where are you going? are you going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year
2006-11-22 08:06:41 · answer #2 · answered by toietmoi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude! Sorry to see you go! Your jokes always make me chuckle! Best of luck.
2006-11-22 05:48:17 · answer #3 · answered by Kris G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Damn, now I have stomach cramps! Good one man!
2006-11-22 04:46:35 · answer #4 · answered by Trixter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-22 04:41:08 · answer #5 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-11-22 04:39:53 · answer #6 · answered by st.uncumber 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-22 04:49:41 · answer #7 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jealous wife..
2006-11-22 04:54:46 · answer #8 · answered by Apple Pie Eater 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to bad :)
2006-11-22 05:04:21 · answer #9 · answered by blisstar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-22 04:55:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋