one day larry's mother-n-law had a massive stroke and went to the hospital. once larry got there the doctor said" I have good news and bad news, what do you want first?" Larry said " Ok give me the bad news first." the doctor said,"ok your mother-n-law is probably going to live for 20 more years but the stroke unabled her to talk, eat or go to the bathroom by herself so you will have to hand feed her and clean her up for twenty more years and all the sounds she makes are horrible screeching noises." Larry goes,"That is terrible! What is the good news?" the doctor goes," Oh I was just playin' with you. She died."
2006-11-22 04:03:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2006-11-22 04:07:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
a doctor with a great sense of humor
ha ha
wonder how the poor guy felt like for a while
2006-11-22 04:27:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How sad!! Really wasn't expecting that one coming, but I'm pretty sure a lot of men would think that is good news for them. Pretty good joke!!!! I bet the guys love this joke!!!! LOL!!!!
2006-11-22 04:12:39 · answer #3 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a mother-in-law, but it was still funny. Good one! Ha!
2006-11-22 04:07:45 · answer #4 · answered by Momma Jo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ......What a relief to larry ! Otherwise he possibly would have tried to commit suicide !!! Ha Ha Ha .....Cute, funny joke !!!
2006-11-22 04:10:34 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He probably said, under his breath, "what a blessing!".
2006-11-22 04:08:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-22 04:12:07 · answer #7 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i luv that one... all of you who might say, BUT MOTHER IN LAWS ARE NICE, you are lying to yourself.... GET THERAPY
2006-11-22 04:28:16 · answer #8 · answered by RE_FAN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao... very funny... typical mother-in-law hater...
2006-11-22 04:09:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's horrible!!! :) (giggle)
2006-11-22 04:10:32 · answer #10 · answered by babiangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋