A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan
2006-11-22 04:02:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh Man That is too Much !!! I swear I am bursting in the laughters !!! Oh my God !!! I think this was the Joke of the Day !!!! Excellent !!!
2006-11-22 04:07:33 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Too Good!! Great joke
2006-11-22 05:20:44 · answer #2 · answered by blisstar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is just to much I can't stop laughing. I only wish Bush would read this joke because that's what he is a joke!!!! LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-11-22 04:16:30 · answer #3 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lolololol hahahaha ahh at least jesus has a sense of humour
2006-11-22 04:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm gonna remember that one!
2006-11-22 06:13:59 · answer #5 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-22 04:06:39 · answer #6 · answered by curiosity 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha good one
2006-11-22 04:09:29 · answer #7 · answered by sadiesamkurby 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
ha ha
2006-11-22 04:28:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is great. send us more, send us more. thanks for the good laugh, i needed 1 today
2006-11-22 04:21:28 · answer #9 · answered by debbie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u won my heart.excellent dude.
2006-11-22 04:09:32 · answer #10 · answered by malika 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋