You all know how a turkey from the store comes with the neck still in there? If you don't know, the neck skin is basically a tube of turkey skin. Well, my oldest daugher told me that my son has recently started using the neck skin as his new foreskin. She said it doesn't look or taste anything like a real foreskin. I tried to get him to stop because it's very expensive and it must be full of ptomaine, but he is dead set on being a "true gentile." What should I do with him? Thanksgiving is coming up and this could start problems.
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2006-11-22 03:45:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
this is disgusting... you have a turkey for thanksgiving already?
you should talk to your son and explain how thanksgiving is a sacred holiday, and he shouldnt be celebrating so early - he might offend the religious types.
2006-11-23 02:29:33 · answer #1 · answered by catfish_alomar_jr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Why is your daughter tasting anything near her brother's penis? Don't you see anything wrong with that?
I normally would not recommed psychiatric help, but I think maybe your whole family (not just your son) should consider it.
2006-11-22 11:54:00 · answer #2 · answered by Stormie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sigh...it speaks volumes that you insert your own children in this storey as opposed to "kids down the street". Think about it.
2006-11-22 11:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u are quite weird...i think you need to see a specialist seriously your last question was just as weird...
2006-11-22 13:30:55 · answer #4 · answered by Brittaney x3's Holden 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sounds crazy but if you dont mind me asking what dose that mean?
2006-11-22 12:54:16 · answer #5 · answered by o0jas is the name0o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt catch that
2006-11-22 11:50:04 · answer #6 · answered by pg#3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, now that is just sick!
2006-11-22 12:04:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol....you are so full of it.
2006-11-22 11:54:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uuuummm...................kill your son before he kills himself!!!!! j/p Tell him 2 stop it!!!!
2006-11-22 11:49:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl...very funny
2006-11-22 12:20:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋