A guy phones up his boss' house, but gets the boss' wife instead. He asks to speak to her husband.
"I'm afraid he died earlier today," she says.
The next day, the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you," the wife replies, "he died yesterday."
The next day, he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time, the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I've already told you twice that he died. Why do you keep calling?"
"Because," he replies, laughing, "I just love hearing it!"
2006-11-22 03:17:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fuckin a mate sounds like we all feel in our office
2006-11-22 03:23:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one - 8/10
2006-11-22 11:22:05 · answer #2 · answered by Musicol 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl thats coollllllllllllll 10/10
2006-11-22 11:32:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. I hate my fu**ing boss. The job does pay the bills though so ill f**k him up when he fires me.
2006-11-22 11:23:27 · answer #4 · answered by sooooo angry 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If he is that bad, maybe the wife killed him. Funny joke though. :)
2006-11-22 11:24:16 · answer #5 · answered by Karen 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
two for two.
finally someone with some funny jokes...
2006-11-22 11:23:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-11-22 11:39:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-22 11:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-11-22 11:25:23 · answer #9 · answered by twysty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...but y the hell does he have his bosses #...that sounds a lil fishy! he he
2006-11-22 11:21:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋