To make such a statement you would have to have complete knowledge and to have been everywhere in the universe. Maybe The Flying Spaghetti Monster dwells somewhere in the universe you don’t know of or have not been to? Is that possible?
I also understand that I cannot make a 100% accurate opinion of why he DOES exist. It just means that we all choose to believe what we want.
2006-11-22 03:15:42 · 19 answers · asked by slippie 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What do you mean, he doesn't exist?
*runs away sobbing hysterically*
2006-11-22 03:18:08 · answer #1 · answered by IMHO 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
The Bible may have some archelogical evidence to support it, but FSM-ism has actual science to support it.
We can show conclusively that global warming is caused by a decrease in the number of pirates.
We can prove that it is his Noodliness's Appendages, not gravity that keeps up from floating out into space because, as the global population rises, people get taller. This is because there aren't as many Noodly Appendages pressing down on each of us.
Science shows us that although we share 95% of our DNA with chimps, we share 99.9% of it with pirates.
And isn't it a little too coincidental that DNA molecules look like spaghetti twisted together, and that many physicists believe that the universe at it's fundamental level is made up of vibrating "strings" (or more accurately noodles).
Besides, we have loads of really clever scientists who say that FSM-ism is just a true as intelligent design.
May you spaghetti always be meaty and your pesto never lumpy.
RAmen
2006-11-22 05:28:21 · answer #2 · answered by Cardinal Fang 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is very true, if you take into the account of the theory of the continuum and the idea of an infinite amount of universes then somewhere out there is a flying spaghetti monster.
2006-11-22 03:19:58 · answer #3 · answered by LONGINUS 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster doth surely exist, for it is said in the Book of Recipes; Chapter 1, verse 2 "Yea, the Flying Spaghetti Monster existeth. His throne is thine plate, and so does he traveleth to thine soul. And though thou believeth in him not (may the unbelievers go hungry) he surely will accept thee, so long as thou have him with cheese, and consumeth him with a fork."
Thus saith his lordship, may his sauce be ever warm.
2006-11-22 03:24:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I see, to you there is no difference between asserting that a Creator does not exist, and asserting that the flying monster does not exist. There is a little problem with that position however. We have something called creation that is all around us. We can see God's handy-work all around us!
2006-11-22 03:25:14 · answer #5 · answered by curious_inquisitor 1 · 3⤊ 4⤋
South park?
2006-11-22 03:18:32 · answer #6 · answered by kadmarco 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pastafarianism isn't a religion. It's a personal relationship with noodles.
2006-11-22 03:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
You're free to believe what you want. I believe 2+2=7 (not really but that's your logic). The bible is backed up historically, archaeologically, geographically and scientifically proven. Read "The Signature of God" by Grant Jeffrey. Whether you believe in Him or not doesn't make Him disappear. Peace :-)
2006-11-22 03:35:31 · answer #8 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
I agree. It's scientifically impossible to say that something doesn't exist.
2006-11-22 03:18:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
May the grace of the almights spahgetti in the sky bless you and your wisness.
2006-11-22 03:19:19 · answer #10 · answered by dirty_class 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I think the Beatles said it best, when they sang
I've got blisters on me fingers.
2006-11-22 03:18:52 · answer #11 · answered by jinenglish68 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋