There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"Yep," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say... should we get naked?"
Sure enough, the two stripped down to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady replied breathlessly, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"
2006-11-22 03:07:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha thatz hella funny im gonna put that on mi Bebo
2006-11-22 03:11:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great! I hope my nipples are still hot for my man at that age! (minus the coffee and oatmeal!)
2006-11-22 11:12:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny. It put a smile on my face anyway. Though I doubt anyone has ever said their nipples are hot for somone???
Thanks!
2006-11-22 11:11:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good joke for all u young ones..... but should you not have some regard for the senior ciitizens out there.
after all they are all going to sag and hang one day.
2006-11-22 11:16:40 · answer #4 · answered by singhbandhu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
fresh milk for the coffiee and oatmeal
2006-11-22 11:11:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
finally someone told a funny
2006-11-22 11:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice 1
2006-11-22 11:11:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-22 11:24:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sister sent me this on mobile last week!
Get your own joke!
2006-11-22 11:11:26 · answer #9 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-22 11:11:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋