He asked me " Why don't people in Brownsville, Texas play the lottery"?
His response “ People here do not play the lottery because they are afraid to lose their food stamps if they win"!
I thought that was hilarious and I work in Brownsville, Texas.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
2006-11-22 02:53:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They will still have food stamps, just it will be under the name of their cousin, aunt, grandmother, mom, sister, child, and nephew. They will use the money from the lottery to buy SUV's for everyone, so they will have a $90K SUV, a $20K house, still collect the food stamps money, and still play the lottery.
2006-11-22 03:12:05 · answer #1 · answered by Thin Ice 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
happy thanksgiving... and I bet that is more funny if you know what brownsville is like...
2006-11-22 10:57:50 · answer #2 · answered by lily 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy Thanksgiving to you as well
2006-11-22 14:50:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not from Brownsville, so I'm not rotflmao. If that's how people out there are, then it's more sad than funny.
2006-11-22 10:58:21 · answer #4 · answered by GIG45TXFL 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
goodness...Happy Thanksgiving to you too...!
2006-11-22 11:04:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, that was funny to me, cause it sounds like someone here.
2006-11-22 11:04:55 · answer #6 · answered by x_filthee420_x 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if i knew that area, i probobly would have thought it too me funny, but good for you that u thought it was SOOO funny!
2006-11-22 11:10:09 · answer #7 · answered by stupid 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
happy thanksgiving
lol
2006-11-22 11:41:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have heard way better.
2006-11-22 10:59:56 · answer #9 · answered by wzrdsndrgns 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
mildly amusing.
2006-11-22 10:58:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋