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whatever, I would love to hear it!

2006-11-22 02:43:57 · 23 answers · asked by amy-j 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

23 answers

My girlfriend's orgasm

2006-11-22 02:45:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 5

The joy of love.


You caught my eye
that very first night
but I never believed in
love at first sight
Deep inside I was
intrigued by you
but we seemed so different
so nobody knew
You were a secret inside
that continued to grow
the more I learned
the more I wanted to know
Then that night finally came
a moment so divine
I'll never forget how I felt
when you lips met mine
You made my heart race
and today you still do
I've never been so happy
as I am with you
If you could feel the way you
touch me or taste your kiss
you would know that in you
I've found everything that I've missed
You took my breath away
when you said "I love you"
and for the first time
I said "I love you too"
You're my gift, my angel
my dream come true
I had built up a wall but
it was broken down by you
So here is my heart but
it's been broken you see
but give me you
and I'll give you all of me

2006-11-22 11:02:21 · answer #2 · answered by ngina 5 · 0 2

The coolest thing I ever heard is that a single quantum particle can have the ability to be many places all at the same time. There was an experiment done with firing a single electron towards a partition with two slits in it, and a wall behind it. From the projection left on the wall behind it, you could examine the behavior of the electron. One would assume that one electron would only pass through one slit....but it actually passed through BOTH slits at the same time!
That would be like you or me seeing 2 doors before us that we have the choice between to go through, and actually going through BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!

2006-11-22 10:49:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

It's not a story or a joke, but the coolest things I ever heard were,
"I love you"
" I do"
"It's a boy."

2006-11-22 10:51:57 · answer #4 · answered by coutterhill 5 · 0 2

I heard about this thing called the "stranger" the other day. It goes like this. First, you take your hand of choice usually if your right handed you use your right, but if your a switch hitter you can use the left. Then you proceed to sit on that hand until it's sound asleep. Next you'd pleasure yourself as would normally but this time you have the benefit of doing with a "strangers" hand. Repeat steps 1-2 as necessary. Hope this helps.

2006-11-22 10:48:38 · answer #5 · answered by heattrap 2 · 0 2

This isn't a story I've heard, it's a story that happened to me...

About 3 years ago, when in college, I went on a short mission trip to Daytona Beach, FL during college spring break. It was a wonderful experience. While down there I was seeking God's direction for my life, and there was an answer I was waiting for in order to move forward. Each morning I went out on the beach to do my devotion with God and to watch the sunrise. On this particular morning I went out, as usual, to do my Bible Study and have my prayer time. To my initial disappointment, it was too overcast to see a sunrise so I began praying and walking along the tide. I told God that I needed a clear answer on whether or not He wanted me to pursue this path...it was at that very moment, as the words were coming out of my mouth, that the clouds parted to reveal the sun, just long enough for me to see it and then the sky went cloudy again. It remained cloudy for the rest of the day. It was a truely beautiful moment. Tears came to my eyes, and I took it as my cue to follow God in this new direction of ministry, and He surely blessed me for it.

I'm not sure if that's the sort of story you were looking for, but that's just something cool that happened to me.

2006-11-22 10:56:47 · answer #6 · answered by artsycasey 3 · 1 2

The coolest thing I ever hear, and I never tire of it, is when someone accepts Christ into their life. I can't hear it often enough!

2006-11-22 10:46:53 · answer #7 · answered by Rick D 4 · 0 2

I observed a couple answers to this question before I wrote mine.
Didn't quite expect so many sick ones...so I hope this one will be relief from that...
The coolest thing I "ever" heard was my grandsons' cry after he was born.....As he was being brought to the scale to be weighed he opened his eyes to look around and I seen his grandfather look at me through those crying eyes.....His grandfather had passed away many years earlier....
God is awesome.....
Have a great day! ! !

2006-11-22 11:30:44 · answer #8 · answered by Sweetea 4 · 0 2

Comment .. this morning .. As I was blow-drying my hair, my 6 year old son (who was sitting on the toilet!) looks at me and says "Mommy, you're beautiful, you're perfect." Coolest thing I've ever heard!

2006-11-22 10:47:41 · answer #9 · answered by sassy n 4 · 1 2

I heard a story about someone actually being able to walk in between both realms that exist on this world. Pretty cool I thought. Then I also heard that one dude's girlfriend orgasm. I was in the next room, thanks alot!

2006-11-22 11:02:01 · answer #10 · answered by Sajid 1 · 1 1

A howling wind on a winter night during a blizzard.

2006-11-22 10:47:57 · answer #11 · answered by KDdid 5 · 1 1

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