3men are waiting to play golf and talking {bragging} about their sons. "my son is so amazing , he is a car salesman he told me he gave his speacil friend 2 cars for a random act of kindness.The second man sayed "my son is a famous banker, he told me that he gave his speacil friend $1000 dollars as a random act of kindness,and the 3rd man said"well i am not pleased with my son because we forund out he is gay.But he must be doing something right because he told me as a random act of kindness he got 2 cars and $1000!
2006-11-22 02:36:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ANOTHER JOKE: a boy bunny and a girl bunny were sitting together when the girl bunny said: wanna come over to my house? and the boy bunny said "bunny dont want to bunny dont want to" "please"said the girl bunny "otay"and they hopped to her house "want me to light some candels then we can play in my room?she said "bunny dont want to bunny dont want to"the boy bunny said "please?'said girl bunny "otay"said boy bunny......a while later the daddy bunny came home and went up to girl bunnies room, "GET OFF MY DAUGHTER!"he yelled ! "bunny dont want to bunny dont want to"he replied
2006-11-22 02:42:13 · update #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQPgV1uf5lA
2006-11-22 02:55:17 · update #2
A guy goes into a priest for confession and confesses all his sins. The priest says, "Is that all?" The guy hesitates and says, "Well, no father. I must also confess to sodomy." The priest is surprised because he has never heard anyone confess that before and he is unsure of what penance to assign. The priest leans out of the confessional and asks the alter boy, "Hey Jimmy, What does Fr. Steve usually give for sodomy?"
The alter boy chimes right up and says,
"A candy bar and a coke!"
2006-11-22 02:41:41 · answer #1 · answered by Jeremy B 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha! Thats funny!
2006-11-22 02:39:44 · answer #2 · answered by xoxofreaky_girlxoxo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was ok and the second one was so cute. LOL.
2006-11-22 02:46:45 · answer #3 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the shaggy dog tale is humorous yet its long and beside we are analyzing it it is going to be counted on your way of telling it ;) u ought to tell it quickly and in some secret this is whilst it is going to grow to be desirable
2016-10-17 09:31:28 · answer #4 · answered by ridinger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! yea the first one was i mean I'S' very funny
2006-11-22 03:07:29 · answer #5 · answered by Miisz.RodRIguEz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud ones
2006-11-22 02:48:26 · answer #6 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that is really funny.
2006-11-22 02:38:15 · answer #7 · answered by Sleeping Beauty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
second one is better
2006-11-22 03:57:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one was okay, the second, eh.....
2006-11-22 02:55:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ... that was funny... some special friend he is huh
2006-11-22 02:38:20 · answer #10 · answered by red.one9luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋