2006-11-22 02:21:00 · 15 answers · asked by nodumgys 7 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I went through a lot of trouble decorating his apartment for him. I even bought the nicest indoor pot-plants and painted the pots with a special technique that takes ages. Not long after that I overheard a conversation by accident about him going on a blind date (but I didn't hear all the detail and it was about a blind date years ago) so I was really upset. Next thing, I pulled out all the plants from the pots, there was soil all over the place. He was so shocked. And I felt so embarrassed afterwards. But I really thought he went on blind dates behind my back! We still laugh about it. (Funny, we're not dating anymore, but still see each other a lot and both are still single. Weird. It's not the pot-plant story that caused the breakup though!!)
2006-11-22 10:57:00 · answer #1 · answered by Sunbeam 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I went to my ex partners house to give back a bag of clothes he had left at my place after him giving me the whole it's not you it me speech, thinking he would be alone, i knocked on his door to have some blonde thing answer the door half naked, pushing my way past i seen him sitting on the couch also half naked so i turned to the blonde and said he gave me crabs so if i was you i would get checked, throwing the bag of clothes across the room knocking over a few lit candles i slamed the door, later that week i had bumped into that same girl working at a cafe me and a few friends use to visit alot now we opt for the coffe house a couple of doors down!
2006-11-22 02:30:26 · answer #2 · answered by missy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
led a parade of a few cars and harleys through her front yard very loudly at 3 am a few times, left my underwear in her car for her current boyfriend to find, threw wet toilet paper on her second story windows that stuck, made a big deal in front of her boyfriend that she said i was better in the sack than him while telling her that shery far surpassed her in that aspect, kicked her boyfriend's *** because i was bored, sent her about a hundred magazine subscriptions, laughed and made fun of her when she lived with my sister jerre for a while, puked all over her then current boyfriend, but you knew that. that's what comes to mind first.
2006-11-22 02:35:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
We were at a restaurant and he got me really mad so I asked the waiter for a picture of tea and I poured it on my boyfriend. We broke up the next day. But then he got over it and we're still together.
2006-11-22 02:23:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was a bit drunk and he was drinkin a big cuppa so i took it off the side threw it ova him an his white clothes an punched him in the face then jumped out the window 2 get out cuz i had locked myself in and i culdnt memba wher i put the keys.....
2006-11-22 02:29:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My ex would continually stalk me when it was his turn with the kids. Not when I had them, only when I was 'free'. So... one day when I went to drop them off, I propped a nail behind his tire. If he drove into the garage and left me alone... no flat. BUT... if he backed out to follow me... flat!
And can you guess what... yep... I bought myself 45 minutes of peace. hahahaha
2006-11-22 02:24:16 · answer #6 · answered by sweetsum691 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dumest thing i done 2 ex was get married also the funniest! xx
2006-11-22 02:25:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i think maybe you will possibly ought to be there yet i became at lunch one time and additionally you recognize ways college lunch is, nasty, chilly, and regardless of, i took a bite out of this hen sandwhich and desperate i did no longer prefer it so i gave it to my chum and he gave it back to me and it went around in like a circle so im like i do no longer prefer THIS! and we had gotten those new swivel merchandising machines that look like they had be in area or something. i opened the swivel element, positioned the hen sandwich in there and all of us began giggling;;my stupid chum then proceeded to place HIS no longer empty chocolate milk in there and whilst this new female tried to purchase something it saved spitting out her greenback asserting get rid of product, get rid of product, and the door saved beginning, flashing the mild on. idk so she walks away and her substitute starts spitting out and we take it. i flow to snatch it and it has chocolate milk throughout it so i drop it on the floor and my buddies took it she comes as much as me like money? the place's my money and that i purely laughed and mentioned idk and walked away im particular once you examine this its no longer that humorous yet once you image it and notice the clueless new female attempting to make certain why her greenback retains spitting out this is exceedingly hilarious. that's the dumbest element i've got ever accomplished and it have been given me ten days suspension. yyayyy! :[ :[ :[
2016-10-17 09:30:58 · answer #8 · answered by ridinger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got his silk robe that he got in the Philippines and held it over the bathtub and set it on fire. The bad thing was, that the tub was a fiberglass material, that sorta melted...................:)
2006-11-23 10:13:20 · answer #9 · answered by tictak kat 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nothing but i know my xes will prank call me at all hours leaving stupid message sending me text to call rejection hot lines and all
pretending to be another girl
tons of stuff
thats when i know i hit them where it hurts and they still love me
2006-11-22 02:23:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋