3 men go ito the forest of cannibles the cannible cheif says ;you three must get 10 of the same fruits but each person = a difffrent fruit" and they all go in diffrent dirrections,the first man come up."know you must stick them up your butt without any expreshion"the first man gets out the three apples ,and after 2 she screams in pain and gets eaten.The senind man comes up with 10 berries "this wil be easy'he says to himself...but after 1,2,3,4,,5,6,7,8,he burst out in laughter and gets killed.the first to men meet in heaven when the first man says "why did you laugh you almost made it?" and the second man replies"i couldent help it i saw the 3rd guy coming with pineapple!!"
2006-11-22 02:03:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry for bad spelling
2006-11-22 02:04:38 · update #1
i like free t-shirts: whatever no 10 points for you
2006-11-22 02:07:42 · update #2
i will give another: 3men are waiting to play golf and talking {bragging} about their sons. "my son is so amazing , he is a car salesman he told me he gave his speacil friend 2 cars for a random act of kindness.The second man sayed "my son is a famous banker, he told me that he gave his speacil friend $1000 dollars as a random act of kindness,and the 3rd man said"well i am not pleased with my son because we forund out he is gay.But he must be doing something right because he told me as a random act of kindness he got 2 cars and $1000!
2006-11-22 02:33:35 · update #3
good one
:> peace
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2006-11-25 16:04:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't Worry Bout The Spellin Darl, I Was More Surprised By The First Bloke's Sudden Sex Change (Maybe The Cannibals Fancied A Little Something To Be Going On With) Keep Em Cummin Darl, You Can Tickle My Funny Bone Any Time You Like!
2006-11-22 10:24:27 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never herd ( or red ) ether jokes. Tha r bad! Yea spelin isn't so grate. Ad theese 2 other bad canibal jokes alredy here. Is thair a question sum wair? Tha cood b improved by Start seting it up. - Why r Canibals in the forest ? Can't get decent food in the city? Why r 3 men in Canibals forest ? If joke isn't funie, don't bother!
2006-11-25 14:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by Kenneth R C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old joke
but still funny
2006-11-22 10:06:16 · answer #4 · answered by a person 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha I've never heard that one before! Funny!
2006-11-22 10:17:54 · answer #5 · answered by jackie_jackie_bo_backie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sucks a pineapple... thats funny as hell tho
2006-11-22 10:12:35 · answer #6 · answered by red.one9luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was sooo funny, That pineapples gonna hurt his bum....
2006-11-22 10:11:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2006-11-22 10:08:44 · answer #8 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
2006-11-22 10:10:05 · answer #9 · answered by Awesometown2007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke used to be funny before u masacred it
2006-11-22 10:06:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
old...but still funnie! lol
2006-11-22 10:06:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋