I went to the?

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Doctors to get some advice about my health. He said you need to do something everyday that leaves you slightly short of breath. So I took his advice and iv'e started smoking !!!!!!!!!

Thanks Douglas B i was trying to remember where i'd heard it before i typed it !!!!

Answer 1

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
I’m not really a ‘healthy person’ though- it’s not my cup of tea. The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
My girlfriend said if I exercise I’d be healthier, and if I was healthier, in turn- I’d be happier. What's the use of happiness anyway? It can't buy you money.
She said, “There’s more to life than just money!” I have to disagree. Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons.
After all, I’m very happy anyway, according to my girlfriend.
My girlfriend, incidentally, has to be the worst cook ever. We pray after dinner.
I think that with my girlfriend now, I’ve finally met Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.
She said to me “we never seem to be able to afford the things we need.” I put a comforting arm around her and said, “Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.”
I nearly started seeing this psychic girl, but she left me just before we met.
Stopping smoking is apparently one of the best improvements to your health you can make. And believe me, giving up smoking is easy... I've done it hundreds of times.
I was having a few little aches and pains recently, so went to the doctors about it. I asked him “How young can you die of old age?” First the doctor told me the good news: apparently I was going to have a disease named after me.
I do worry about my health though. Recently, I thought I was developing Alzheimer’s disease, which, terrible as it is, does have one advantage: New friends every day.
And with schizophrenia, at least you never get lonely.
I get terribly nervous and anxious though, at times. The doctor asked me how work was going. So I went all philosophical on him. I said, “A bus stops at a bus station; a train stops at a train station. On my desk I have a workstation.”
I have to say in all honesty though, that work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.
He asked me how I cope with deadlines. I told him I love them. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
He said, “There’s no sense in being pessimistic- it wouldn’t work anyway.”

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Wow, I'd Say Something Really Sarcastic But Then I Wouldn't Want My Level Of Wit To Slip Lower Than Yours!

Answer 4

I asked my doctor if he had anything for a cough....... He gave me a pack of 20 cigarettes and said "these should do the trick"

Answer 5

I went to the same doctors and told him that everyone was ignoring me. He said "next".

Answer 6

pmsl 10/10

Answer 7

thats awesome!!! haha not necessarily good for you, but just goes to show that doctors aren't always the smartest ones out there!

Answer 8

way to go suzieoozz i love the borat twist lmao

Answer 9

You're actually Jo Brand, aren't you?

Answer 10

Thats hot!!!
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