A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; And every time the blonde asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the blonde 50 dollars. So the lawyer asked the blonde his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the blonde pays the lawyer five dollars. The blonde then asks him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thinks about it, but finally gives up and pays the blonde 50 dollars. Then the lawyer asked her what the answer was and without a word the blonde gave the lawyer five dollars.
2006-11-22
01:33:36
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➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahhahahahaa....I love it.
2006-11-22 01:36:14
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answered by Anonymous
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I had a blonde who worked for me and she was confused for years when men asked her to prove she was a natural blonde. She was eventaually told by one of her female friends but even then it took a while to get through. She had a blonde friend and they were manic on a night out. For some reason they knew exactly what each other meant when everyone else was confused. Belive it or not, the other blonde had a brother called Richard Head - GOSPEL!!!
2006-11-22 02:20:37
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answered by Anonymous
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PML Who said blondes are dumb?
Good on her!
LOL @ Ishkander's one.
2 for the price of 1!
2006-11-22 01:40:04
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answered by Welshchick 7
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I'm a blond lawyer and I think you are an anti-blondite.
2006-11-22 01:40:40
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answered by Jay B 2
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That's funny, even though I'm Blonde. Lol I can laugh at myself sometimes =)
2006-11-22 02:03:23
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answered by Anonymous
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Cheers another for blondes.
2006-11-25 21:30:11
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answered by Ollie 7
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Ah, typical blond joke. I love it!
2006-11-22 01:51:57
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answered by Incendio 2
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A PLANE IS ON IT'S WAY TO NEW YORK, WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO NEW YORK AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO NEW YORK AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO NEW YORK.
2006-11-22 01:37:50
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answered by Anonymous
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good and ishkandar i've heard that one and it gets stupider every time
2006-11-22 01:53:26
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answered by *~krazi~* 3
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i get it. did u hear tha 1 about the brunette and the blonde that walked up 2 c wat she was doing?
2006-11-22 01:46:43
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answered by ♥Hungrygrl♥ 2
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Good one, heard it before.
2006-11-22 01:35:17
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answered by Anonymous
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