I work 3rd shift at a grocery store and I get to see lots of, humm, well lets just say interesting types. You folks probably have loads of em and it would give me a much needed giggle.
2006-11-22 01:27:24 · 4 answers · asked by firefly 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
The other guy says police officers cant make any comments, but when u r a cops daughter u can......... Years ago my father was trying to catch this man who had been eluding police for quite some time.... see, he wife died 2 weeks before my dad and other officers caught him. U may not find anything wrong with this story so far. But when my dad finally arrested him, guess who was buckled up in the front seat???? The mans dead wife.
2006-11-22 01:41:18 · answer #1 · answered by texaslady78 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yes PLENTY!!!!! im a cop in south africa and we get plenty dumb criminals!A) one guy was climbing up a pallecade fence and as he got to the top he touched the elctric fence and fell down onto the spikes. neighbours heard him scream and when we arrived the spikes were through his hands. B) doing the paper work at the station one evening a guy walked in to report his car had been stolen. we ran the plates and saw that he had stolen the same car a week before. C) as a joke when i was off duty i came out from the grocery store with a trolley full of shopping. as i was approaching my car the car gaurd came to help me unpack. I said to him, "do you have weed for me my man?" so he said nooooo sorry i dont, i then opened the trunk and showed him my bullet prufe vest and said "you lucky coz im a cop" he then said OK sorry yes i do have allot of weed for you. well i was shocked and just left the poor fella. D) 3 guys robbed a convinience store and as they were leaving one of the robbers shot his friend accidently. the guy he shot had all the loot. E) 4 guys hijacked a car in one area, then another and then another. on there way back to their "place" they wanted one more and saw a car coming out of a building. they attempted to hijack the car not knowing the car was coming out of a police station. they were all arrested. F) a robber tried to break into my house, hahahaha me and 2 of my brothers are cops... sorry dude hope you feel better tomorrow. there allot more storys but im tired and cant think right now
2006-11-23 09:02:20 · answer #2 · answered by $u$kin 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have a dumb criminal story, but I am not a cop. I had a friend who, as the cop was in dairy mart, got in the car and stole the ticket book and some caution tape.
Plus my uncle who was in the back of the police car ( arrested for DUI ) stole the ticket book and caution tape also. But the cop had already signed three tickets.
2006-11-22 01:39:05 · answer #3 · answered by Reported for insulting my belief 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Babyblue, get a grip.
My best was a rabbi's wife who went shoplifting in Saks 5th Ave. She would put her "stash" in her kid's baby-stroller as she walked the aisles. The kid would take the items and toss 'em out at passing store employees. All caught on video tape. Of course her defense was that she was a "victim" of a bad childhood.
Perhaps we should have our current handlers (the newly elected democrats) pass legislation designating everyone as a victim. Then crime could "plummet" as it could/would be reclassified as the a form of political correctness.
2006-11-22 01:42:22 · answer #4 · answered by dragunov 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋