2006-11-22 01:13:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
And what about, LICKALOTAPUSS??
2006-11-22 01:18:49 · update #1
is this one a lesbian dinosaur?
2006-11-22 01:25:21 · update #2
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
2006-11-22 01:34:50 · update #3
Bin Ladin walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.
He sits down and the doctor says, "What's the problem?"
The frog says, "Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ***?"
2006-11-22 01:40:40 · update #4
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?
SPARKY!!!
2006-11-22 01:45:56 · update #5
What is the most serious boring human on earth?
One that says...
dont see how this falls under the military category.
2006-11-22 01:50:18 · update #6
Yes there was, it was the richest Dinosaur on the Earth. It had "piles of money"
I was having a pint with my mate when I told him I had to go as the wife was expecting me. He said have another pint and when you get home, creep upstairs, dive under the duvet and give her some oral. She will be so pleased she will forget that you are late.
He said it always worked for him.
After another 5 pints, I did what he told me, she loved it, was moaning and groaning in Ecstasy. I thought that's great but decided to wash my face and clean my teeth before getting into bed. I went in the bathroom and my wife was sat on the toilet.
I said "what the fcuk-- she said "Quiet you will wake my Mother
2006-11-22 02:47:50 · answer #1 · answered by researcher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said,''Can I rent a donkey?'The guy said,"We don't call them donkeys here, we call them as**s. This is the only a*s I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop."The guy rides his a*s for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a hotdog.The vendor replies,"We don't call them hotdogs here we call the wieners."Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another tourist and says"Will you hold my wiener whille I scratch my a*s?"
2006-11-22 09:24:27 · answer #2 · answered by Brite Tiger 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes there was, he was a very happy one always had a smile, and roared with a limp
2006-11-22 09:18:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep goes under the alias of Gordon Brown now :)
2006-11-22 09:16:34 · answer #4 · answered by janette h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha very funnhy..
wouldnt like to be called that for sure!
2006-11-22 09:29:05 · answer #5 · answered by Lori 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup and he was very partial to a hot curry!
2006-11-22 09:27:24 · answer #6 · answered by azteccamera 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah.
And there was 'clittasaurus' and 'stickitupmeus'.
They all used to go to the same bars and clubs.
2006-11-22 09:26:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont see how this falls under the military category
2006-11-22 09:46:59 · answer #8 · answered by redneckking_99 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yea , it suffered with a bad case of piles!
2006-11-22 09:16:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://www.kidsdinos.com/dinosaurs-for-children.php?dinosaur=Megalosaurus
2006-11-22 09:41:06 · answer #10 · answered by comn8u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋