DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No ****
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - *****
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
2006-11-22 01:01:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha, very good, i only managed to get the cricket stump halfway up has bum though!
2006-11-22 01:04:39 · answer #1 · answered by sharon f 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
seems official Edit: i admire this one extra useful (additionally from city dictionary) 2. a internet site the place you could spend hours trolling or employing the solutions equipment to play stupid video games and basic waste a hell of rather some time. that's very refers back to the polls and surveys area, which surprisingly sufficient infrequently ever has polls or surveys in it. as a replace, there are varied troll questions and humorous inquiries. inspite of the undeniable fact that, extreme askers stumble upon this area, blind to the trolling they're approximately to get carry of.
2016-10-17 09:27:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that!
When dating, men can tell when women are ovulating, menstruating and having dysmenorrhea because when they are ovulating women will take their drink splash it in his face, pull out a pepper spray and then take her sharpest heel and shove it up the guy's bum. When she is menstruating, she will give him, her purse which has a time bomb on it. When, she is having dysmenorrhea...God have mercy on that man's soul.
2006-11-22 02:07:42 · answer #3 · answered by Incendio 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A lil amusing..
2006-11-22 01:59:12 · answer #4 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny *vote as best answer plz*
2006-11-22 01:06:25 · answer #5 · answered by the_immortal89 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant.. and totally spot on!!!
2006-11-22 02:34:28 · answer #6 · answered by fifitrixie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2006-11-22 02:01:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL very good :)
2006-11-22 01:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by monaUK 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are fantastic!!! xxkissxx
2006-11-23 08:36:50 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-22 01:04:34 · answer #10 · answered by Jordan D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋