what would your perfect man look like??
i like a man who has muscles, dark hair, dark eyes who has a really good sense of humour but up till now have found the looks but personality stinks where is my man! what is your perfect man
2006-11-21 22:44:19 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
A woman walks into a male brothel and goes up to the receptionist...
Hi, what blokes do you have on offer at the minute?
the receptionist looks at the scruffy slag and motions her to lean a little closer,
"theres four floors in this brothel, each with a different type of man" says the big titted tart behind the counter, "they get better the higher you go, but be carefull" the dumb ***** adds.
Now, the scruffy slag cant wait to get pregnant to gwet more benefits so she sets off to the first floor....
.....inside a fireman is standing at the sink washing some pots and invites her to come closer, but remembering the receptionists advice, the sloppy trollope decides to go up a floor....
Inside she is taken aback by a handsome young lawyer lying on a bed reading 'extra ways to bring a woman to orgasm' whilst watching hollyoakes and preparing a meal....all at the same time, he goes over to take off her jacket and invite her in, but again crack smoking, doll collecting, cockmunching cow thinks she'll try the next floor.....
She goes into the next room and David Beckham is waiting at the door with massage oils, chocolate, the whole series of sex and the city, and a bumper pack of condoms. Dinner is on the hob and the bed is covered in 50 pound notes. As she gapes at the door he whispers in her ear that giving oral sex is better than playing football....
At this point the greedy, self obsessed, headcase, wants it all bint forgets all about what the receptionist said and gladly decides to go to the fourth and final floor....
As she walks in she's confronted by an empty room apart from a swivel chair facing away from her, it spins round and a wrinkly, dwarf felching, old scrote looks in her eyes and says....
"TYPICAL ******* WOMAN.....NEVER SATISFIED!!"
2006-11-22 03:27:24 · answer #1 · answered by george spencer t 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
South America
2016-05-22 13:46:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't got a particular 'type' but I do like a man to be quite tall and big. A rugby player build is much nicer to me than a thin one. I must say if the personality is amazing and they make me laugh my head off, I often then find them much more physically attractive and that also works the other way around! The best looking man in the world suddenly turns ugly to me if he's got the personality of a brick wall or if he loves himself!
2006-11-21 22:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"MY PERFECT MAN"
by: 'bLazInGsTar'
My perfect man would be brown or black haired, kind and sweet, blue-blue or browny eyes, and a muscular build so he can defend me. His personality should be really nice too. I like men who play a certain sport, like basketbetball or footbal. I like men who are really compassionate and patient. Understanding, too. He should be funny in a nice way. He should be smart, both in academics and all-about-life
stuff. I also have a thing for boys who can sing real nicely. And of course, it wouldn't be perfect if the guy isn't handsome. I love handsome guys!
2006-11-21 23:00:50 · answer #4 · answered by It's Isabel 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Andrew Lincoln from Teachers - thats what my ideal man would look like. Far from perfect- but gorgeous in my eyes. Thats what its all about isnt it at the end of the day.
But he'd have to be gorgeous on the inside too.
2006-11-21 22:50:24 · answer #5 · answered by Georgie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhm, it is kind of obvious that you will not find a guy looking exactly like that, who appeals to you on emotional level as well. Get out of your comfort zone and get to meet other men who are not clones of this figment of your imagination.
I for instance think dark haired men with blue eyes are extremely hot, but yet I keep falling in love with blondes. In the end looks does not matter, being happy is what counts.
2006-11-21 22:49:22 · answer #6 · answered by krisi 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The most important things to me are a sense of humour and personal hygiene.
2006-11-22 04:01:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm tall, not too dark, great smile, handsome and some kinda unique quality and WITH BRAINS!!..............i really consider the brain.... that's the perfect man for me.....
um yeah knows to respect women, gentleman, loving and caring.....and a family oriented person.........
dont want to have a broken famly in the future....but the my question also.........
WHERE IS MY MAN????????.......lol....hard to find someone like him... yeah......sometimes they have the looks but personality really stinks .....
2006-11-21 23:30:38 · answer #8 · answered by geez 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would like to find someone who is tall with dark hair blue eyes medium build muscular but not too big built.
A good laugh not too serious and has manners in public I can't stand people who swear and holler in public
2006-11-21 22:55:12 · answer #9 · answered by Peachy Girl 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I hate to say it but my man is my perfect man! He's muscley, gorgeous eyes, lovely smile... love his tattoos, his gorgeous laugh... he's so passionate about things, makes me feel so alive and has me in stitches all the time... We're into the same music and like the same kinds of movies and comedies. It's just perfect!
2006-11-21 22:52:56 · answer #10 · answered by Fay 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋