Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and
because her kids were living
With them she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.
So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!
2006-11-21 22:43:40 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I do apologise for the fact it was on here a few days ago but I have not seen it before and have only just had in sent to me in an e'mail. Unfortunately I do not have enough time to read every single question on Yahoo! Answers!
Seems like not everyone has seen it before judging by most of the answers!!
2006-11-21 23:23:46 · update #1
HAHAHA!! Just copy and pasted it and sent it off to all my friends in email!! Very funny one! ;)
2006-11-21 22:49:53 · answer #1 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think you have it all wrong. Jack Shitte was the only gay in the village of Rums bottom in Cleaveton-under-arms, Staffordshire.
He immigrated to the States in 1976 and he started a very successful law firm having many high profile clients. He was due to take on the O.J.Simpson case but I believe the money was not enough for such a big star in the legal profession. As you will see the spelling of his name has been anglicised and because of the rude puns made about his name, he removed the C and planted an E. Being the only gay many years ago, I am glad to say that he is happily married with twin girls and his wife is expecting triplets next march. The only thing that bothers him now, is the large tattoo that his wife has on her backside of three little birds.
2006-11-21 23:31:29 · answer #2 · answered by Latoya. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You stole that from cuddly dudley, didn't you?
He posted that here a few days ago.
It's still a lot of Schitt.
2006-11-21 22:51:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Started to loose the will a bit about 2/3 of the way down, but it compensated with the clever comment on the end.
Don't think i'd go to the bother of passing it on though. x
2006-11-21 22:50:20 · answer #4 · answered by Cairn Raider 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny. I read it a few days ago. You can't be expected to know every joke posted.
2006-11-21 23:51:00 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny lol
2006-11-22 00:36:29 · answer #6 · answered by Drop a heart, break a name 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its good but its kinda long so i sstarted to scan and then had to read back to the middle for it to make sense.
2006-11-21 22:50:35 · answer #7 · answered by mrsflax81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really really funny wish i could remember it to tell every one in work hahahahahahhhah
2006-11-21 22:49:09 · answer #8 · answered by MISSY G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-11-21 22:46:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good the first time but twice in two days!!!!
2006-11-21 22:54:59 · answer #10 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋