No blood has been spilled nor gold plundered in his name.
His Noodly Appendages touches everyone.
RAmen
2006-11-21 22:43:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I beg to differ a wee bit.
As pirates are sacred to His Noodliness, I figure some gold probably has been plundered in His name. But yes, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a kind and benevolent spag-deity. We've had not crusades, jihads, witch burnings, no inquistions (which nobody expects)...
He didn't even need to be nailed to something first. Being touched by His Noodly Appendages is enough to save you.
RAmen Brother pirate.
2006-11-22 05:17:11 · answer #1 · answered by Cardinal Fang 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The FSM is soft yet stressful. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is super efficient. He kicked the 'christian god's' a** everywhere in the state of Kansas while he confirmed up at a State Board of training. That board exchange into going to rigidity biology instructors to comprise creationism in the curriculum. while the FSM complete duking the 'christian god', the 'christian god' exchange into mendacity on the floor, bleeding, crying, and pi**ing his pants.
2016-10-22 13:12:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Benevolent? HA!
He was trying to choke me out the other day with those "noodly appendages", since I got him mixed up with his cousin, the Levitating Pasta Creature.
2006-11-21 22:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by Lunarsight 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very benevolent and most noodly. You must read the Pasta fables, they tell of his many good deeds.
Tagiatelle to you!
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2006-11-21 22:55:35 · answer #4 · answered by lady_s_hazy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm rather fond of the One-eyed, One-horned Flying Purple People Eater.
2006-11-21 22:45:20 · answer #5 · answered by Blooming Sufi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But think of all the poor shirts he has ruined when people are trying to eat him. Hmm.. of course it must have been a self defense tactic a sort of last ditch effort to save a bit of himself so he may carry on.
2006-11-21 22:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by FX_Make-upArtist 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
RAmen
2006-11-21 22:48:06 · answer #7 · answered by Let Me Think 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm him or maybe the hot fudge creeper. Hes jsut a tasty topping to all childrens ice cream needs
2006-11-21 22:46:47 · answer #8 · answered by mommyblues78 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He has killed less than the other gods. Christians have killed the most: over 100 million in wars, inquisitions, witch-burnings.
2006-11-21 22:52:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
But a lot of pesto has been spilled. You don't consider that, huh?
2006-11-21 22:46:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋