is working in the shop when a smart looking woman with a posh voice comes in. She says I would like an Aylesbury duck please, yes madam he says no problem. He gets a duck from the rack and puts it on the counter and the woman sticks her finger up it's a**e. She says that's not an Aylesbury, get me another one. Ok he says and puts another one on the counter, she does the same again and tells him that one is no good either. She tells him your not going to get far as a butcher if you can't tell one duck from another, and by the way where are you from?. He drops his pants and says you tell me your the bloody expert !!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-21 20:57:51 · 11 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's by far your best yet Brent!
Keep 'em coming!
2006-11-22 00:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one was the ladys name mrs stinkyfinger
2006-11-22 07:14:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-11-22 05:35:43 · answer #3 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arsk no questions ?
2006-11-22 05:38:55 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty naughty lol liked it tho
2006-11-22 05:04:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gr8 joke
2006-11-22 06:18:31 · answer #6 · answered by Toxilocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha good one
2006-11-22 07:00:04 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very funny
2006-11-22 06:47:10 · answer #8 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. That's really funny.
2006-11-22 05:10:11 · answer #9 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty naughty joke........hahahaha......... you have improved......And who is that woman, your friend......k?
2006-11-22 05:46:37 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋