NONE, they dont believe in it. HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!
Ok I deserve everything I get for that but I still Thought it was funny.
2006-11-21 20:46:03 · 9 answers · asked by Borg_MonkeyDrone 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Farhan it was just a joke meant for fun, why do you have to confuse me huh?
2006-11-21 20:53:07 · update #1
nothings wrong with me I just have a sense of humor, do you? tell some christian jokes its fun. I got one..how do you keep christians out of your front yard?.........put the trash cans out back.
2006-11-21 21:06:06 · update #2
What is the difference between the man who prays in church and the man who prays at a football game?
The man who prays at a football game really means it.
2006-11-21 20:47:39 · answer #1 · answered by Zloar 4 · 5⤊ 3⤋
One.
Takes him 15 min to drive to the store, 5 min to find and buy the bulb, 15 min to drive home, 2 min to unscrew the old one and screw in the the new one, and a second to turn the switch on or off. Less than an hour for us, but for some reason the alleged almighty took a whole day to get light going.
2006-11-22 08:20:24 · answer #2 · answered by Phil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was funny but you have it backwards. It was supposed to be how many preachers does it take to screw in a light bulb.
2006-11-22 04:55:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A better answer would have been:
"3. One to screw it in, and the other 2 to doubt the existence of its creator."
2006-11-22 04:49:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
This doesn't even deserve a groan.
The second one doesn't even make sense.Where do you get these?
2006-11-22 04:51:23 · answer #5 · answered by kimberli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the premise was good, your delivery + punch line are off.
when the bublb blew out, was it a big bang?
2006-11-22 04:48:16 · answer #6 · answered by Slave to JC 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
'We die to LIVE but then again we live to DIE'
Life’s a test look for the light, the right path, choose for you self
2006-11-22 04:49:52 · answer #7 · answered by Farhan 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
what's wrong with you?
2006-11-22 04:54:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good, atheists are nothing but infidels
2006-11-22 04:50:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋