Well earlier today I wanted to smoke but had no money to buy cigarettes. I remember the quality of paper used in bibles was similar to that of rolling paper. I grabbed some cigarette butts from an ashtray to salvage what tobacco they had, and cut a few pages out of the bible and made some cigarettes.
2006-11-21 19:10:52 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh poor soul,
If the Pope knows this then he will issue an Edict.
and he will tell the secret service of the Vatican, the LAGF
( meaning the lesbian and gay forum,) to report you to the FBI as an antisemetic, and they will send you either to Iraq or Gontanamo Bay, Worst than hell.
God will surely forgive you for Jesus has already died for your sins. so you wont have a problem there.
St Paul will try to fry you in Olive Oil cause the bible is his brain child,
Jesus will say thanks to you cause thats actually not what he had said in the first place.
The Jews anyway wont be able to touch you cause God will bve using all the pages of the old and new testaments to fry thier a s s , in Hell, and Palestinian kids will be given small balls of explosives to throw at them and have fun from heaven.
George Bush will love you for it, cause thats what he too does in secret, But upon the devils bidding.
Man you have blasphemed, and you shall pay.
Pay the publishers the cost of paper, the Govt the tobacco Tax. and you will surely goto heaven.
Are you a sort of born again and again types.
2006-11-21 19:28:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
After reading your question and the answers already there, I was going to quit the question. But, then, I thought. Gee, he had a Bible, thats a good start, and that probably overrides all the rotten things you did afterwards., and seeing as how you asked the question 'am I going to Hell" you must be really bothered about it. So my reckoning is Heaven is still awaiting you, and if you smoke many more ciggies you'll get there real quick!!
2006-11-21 19:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by Daydreamer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, i do feel that it is unnecessary to say "hell" in most situations..AND ALL of us Americans do not do it. Its very generalizing. I am American and we are not ALL about John Wayne. That was a long time ago and not in this generation. We do not all ride horses and shoot bow and arrow. That is an old stereo type of Americans. Its sort of saying all Brits have bad teeth..NOT all Brits have bad teeth.. I suppose a small population does..but not ALL.
2016-05-22 12:46:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not why people do or dont go to hell.
Next time, buy real cigarettes and read the bible, dont smoke it!
Answers to heaven and hell are in there.....if you want the nutshell version, skip to the end, Jesus wins.
2006-11-21 19:14:03 · answer #4 · answered by David T 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you'll be damned for what you did with that Bible, but then, no human can make that call. If you're concerned about going to the Bad Place, look to your relationship with God. Funny boy.
2006-11-21 19:28:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha-Ha
2006-11-21 19:14:47 · answer #6 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We, like you, are humans so we cannot answer your question with guarantee. However, if you ask on opinions, then we can answer with guarantee. However, based on your experience, I feel that you will be punished severely, for ripping out the Word of God for your recreational use. However, if you aren't forgiven before you meet your death, then you will most likely go to Hell.
2006-11-21 19:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by Andizzle Foshizzle 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No...but I think it's time to quit smoking.Actually,I'm just jealous because I never thought of doing that,myself.Now I know what to do when I run out of cigarettes.I have lots of Bibles,and they have so many extra pages...
2006-11-21 19:17:44 · answer #8 · answered by kimberli 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Now you're going to hell for smoking, for stealing, and for defacing the bible. LOL See ya there!
2006-11-21 19:20:37 · answer #9 · answered by Whatever 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You will not go to Hell but you will surely come back into this world to clean up you act
2006-11-21 19:14:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋