2006-11-21 18:55:17 · 11 answers · asked by The Zen Hippo 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He's been sitting too long mediating and his legs went to sleep.
But seriously, how many people would take that guy serious. He knows it is futile, to teach any individual about enlightenment. Everyone has to come to that on his/her own
2006-11-21 20:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by Dumbguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why should the enlightened man stand and explain himself?
2006-11-22 02:58:20 · answer #2 · answered by ۞Aum۞ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm an enlightened woman ... can I explain for him?
2006-11-22 02:57:28 · answer #3 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Before enlightenment....chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment...chop wood, carry water". (A quote....I can't remember by whom. )
But if ever consider myself fully enlightened, then I would be wrong again.
2006-11-22 03:09:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He should for as long as he can prior to enlightenment.
2006-11-22 02:59:58 · answer #5 · answered by Bad Buddhist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because if someone stands up and actually speaks the truth he/she may get killed by the sycophants in todays world.
2006-11-22 03:04:15 · answer #6 · answered by funnysam2006 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because for all the bullsh*t he'll be spewing, he's gonna need a toilet to sit on. hehehe...
2006-11-22 03:02:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Out of compassion for you and me!
2006-11-22 03:18:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anger eating demon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he knows it's pointless.
2006-11-22 03:35:38 · answer #9 · answered by Frontal Lobe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has no feet.
2006-11-22 02:58:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋