bartender generously.
- Wow! U R rich.
-Yeah, because I always win bets. I bet U on the NBA game on TV now. $50 the guy will miss that penalty shot.
The bartender laughed.
- U kidding? That's M. Jordan. OK.
Michael missed the shot and the man pocketed the money.
- Another $50? The man challenged on the next shot.
Hoping to get even, the bartender agreed. Michael missed and the bartender saw his $100 gone.
With $100, the man bought a bottle of Jack and went into the room with friends and they started drinking. A while later, the man came back out staggering drunk.
- Hey. Want a chance to win your money back?
- Sure! What's up?
- I bet $200 I can stand on the bar and pee into the bottle on the in the corner there.
- OK
The patron climbed on the bar, unzipped and peed all over, naturally missing the bottle.
The bartender screamed.
- I won. I won. Give me my money.
The man smiled.
- You have no idea how much I bet those guys I'd pee on the bar and U'd start laughing like crazy.
2006-11-21 18:36:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles