bartender generously.
- Wow! U R rich.
-Yeah, because I always win bets. I bet U on the NBA game on TV now. $50 the guy will miss that penalty shot.
The bartender laughed.
- U kidding? That's M. Jordan. OK.
Michael missed the shot and the man pocketed the money.
- Another $50? The man challenged on the next shot.
Hoping to get even, the bartender agreed. Michael missed and the bartender saw his $100 gone.
With $100, the man bought a bottle of Jack and went into the room with friends and they started drinking. A while later, the came back out staggering drunk.
- Hey. Want a chance to win your money back?
- Sure! What's up?
- I bet $200 I can stand on the bar and pee into ithe bottle on the in the corner there.
- OK
The patron climbed on the bar, unzipped and peed all over, missing the bottle.
The bartender screamed.
- I won. I won. Give me my money.
The man smiled.
- You have no idea how much I bet those guys I'd pee on the bar and U'd start laughing like crazy.
2006-11-21 18:34:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
phewy!!!..a ten..
2006-11-21 18:37:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I agree...vulgar and crude, maybe even a little rude but clever.
2006-11-22 02:38:14 · answer #2 · answered by Faite M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good joke really.
2006-11-22 02:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by khayum p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was good, but i thought it was better when ot was told in Desperado.
2006-11-22 10:56:20 · answer #4 · answered by Irish ME 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOL good one!
2006-11-22 02:37:57 · answer #5 · answered by New guy in town 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha......very funny 1.........could not stop laughing.........lol
2006-11-22 02:38:24 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-22 02:37:09 · answer #7 · answered by twysty 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋