My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra less. One day "little" sister called and
asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when
I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires
for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I
got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made
a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,
we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.......
2006-11-21 18:01:31 · 12 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow that was funny LMAO! LOL
2006-11-21 18:15:55 · answer #1 · answered by spikes g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-21 18:05:28 · answer #2 · answered by RWIZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. It stops at your brothers new wife being your sister-in-law. Don't know why, but that's it. You refer to your brothers "new" family as..."my brothers in-laws".
2016-05-22 12:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice...one of the best i've heard....that's a 9.9 out of 10 in my book. I was going to say, what the, i think you're in the wrong section there buddy, til the end...good job...
2006-11-21 18:05:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Just Made My Day!! Puttin them in my car now!
2006-11-21 18:06:21 · answer #5 · answered by MadMark 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should stay single as your new in laws will be testing you the rest of your marriage.
2006-11-21 18:05:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am very happy to read a joke posted by you, after a long time...but, it is a repeatitive one........any way, it still brought a chuckle.
.......hahaha
2006-11-21 18:06:17 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-21 18:37:02 · answer #8 · answered by Sanjay P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG!!! LMFAO!!!! That is the best joke ive heard in DAYS!!!! funniest S*** ever!!!!
2006-11-21 18:06:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol condoms in your car,.... so funny i give it a 100000000000
2006-11-21 18:17:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋