If we are going to teach 'creation science' as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction. [Judith Hayes]
2006-11-21 17:04:56 · 11 answers · asked by Subconsciousless 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, I think thats funny and accurate. People try to say that "all sides" should be represented in the classroom, but what they really mean is only Christianity and science, and only in science class.
One of my favorites is a cartoon of a teacher wheeling out a "globe" thats just a flat map with a ship sailing off the edge. The caption reads "Now that we've finished covering Intelligent Design, its time for Intelligent Geography."
2006-11-21 17:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by student_of_life 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
VERY funny!
If we're going to start in with teaching creation stories in science class, I'm going to be spearheading a letter-writing campaign to have ALL creation stories presented as "alternatives".
(Well, maybe not all; some might be a little too racy for the young'uns.)
Hopefully, that will stop this utter silliness.
2006-11-22 01:30:44 · answer #2 · answered by Praise Singer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a great analogy of the situation. And I agree, if creation "science" ends up being politically forced into schools then I can see all other religions wanting theirs' in there too.
2006-11-22 06:29:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I doubt the stork would agree to creating anything but I bet he would go with Creation!
2006-11-22 01:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by who am i 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Hey, are you that missing link we've been waiting to see proof of all these years like morphing somewhere between ape and man?? Sorry but I had to ask! God is good to allow you to reject Him as your Creator you know? "I'm no kin to the monkey no, no, no, The monkey's no kin to me, I don't know about your ancestors but mine didn't swing from a tree"
2006-11-22 02:02:04 · answer #5 · answered by Lovin' Mary's Lamb 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
agreed
2006-11-22 01:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe how cute, I agree
2006-11-22 01:15:34 · answer #7 · answered by Ash 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Agreed, it is funny :)
2006-11-22 01:13:00 · answer #8 · answered by buttercup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it, and I agree. :)
2006-11-22 01:43:26 · answer #9 · answered by February Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think its funny haha, but it has its merits.
2006-11-22 01:14:26 · answer #10 · answered by mr e 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋