here is a joke a bout bush. tell me what you think.?

Question

THE CLOCKS



A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter. The man asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."



"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded. "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office," said St. Peter, "He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Answer 1

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Answer 2

Very Super funny!!! hahahaha

Answer 3

Hahaha. Great and brilliant joke.

Answer 4

I heard that one as Clinton too. It is very funny.

Answer 5

lol ive heard this one before and its still funny

Answer 6

More sad than funny.

Sad that it really is true.

Answer 7

nice keep it up. i had listen to it by others name

Answer 8

da coooolest one i have ever heard!!1thanx

Answer 9

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That's the best one yet haha....it took me a second, but it's hilario0us, thanks for the laugh, i really needed it.
-Dee