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Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."

2006-11-21 16:28:58 · 19 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

yep. eons ago.

2006-11-21 16:31:05 · answer #1 · answered by zamme 2 · 0 0

The Pastor's *** The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it gained. The pastor became so happy with the donkey that he entered it in the race lower back, and it gained lower back. The close by paper examine: PASTOR'S *** OUT front. The Bishop became so upset with this type of exposure that he ordered the pastor to no longer enter the donkey in yet another race. day after today, the close by paper headline examine: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***. This became too plenty for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor desperate to grant it to a nun in a close-by convent. The close by paper, listening to of the information, published right here headline day after today: NUN HAS ultimate *** on the city. The bishop fainted. He pronounced the nun that she might ought to get rid of the donkey, so she offered it to a farmer for $10. day after today the paper examine: NUN SELLS *** FOR $10. This became too plenty for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to purchase back the donkey and lead it to the plains the place it may desire to run wild. day after today the headlines examine: NUN proclaims HER *** IS WILD AND loose. The bishop became buried day after today. the moral of the story is . . . stressful approximately public opinion can convey you lots grief and misery. . . even shorten your existence. So be your self and enjoy existence. supply up stressful approximately each and every person else's *** and additionally you would be plenty happier and stay longer! Have a advantageous day!

2016-10-17 09:10:43 · answer #2 · answered by dopico 4 · 0 0

Never heard it before but am going to add it to my collection of keepers. That's a good one.

2006-11-21 16:33:38 · answer #3 · answered by Elisha 3 · 0 0

Love it! Hits the nail on the head!

2006-11-21 16:45:41 · answer #4 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0 0

Nope i haven't heard this joke before. But it is a darn good one :P

2006-11-21 16:34:20 · answer #5 · answered by friedeggy 2 · 0 0

Brill!

2006-11-21 16:32:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL! I had never heard that before, but it sounds completly true! Thank you

2006-11-21 16:32:13 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0 0

Lol!! I never heard it. That's a good one!

2006-11-21 16:32:58 · answer #8 · answered by Coche 4 · 0 0

ROTFL!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA oh thats good never heard that....but the story is true

2006-11-21 16:34:10 · answer #9 · answered by ▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ► Randy ◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌ 3 · 0 0

its nice but i heard this past 6 month before so thanks for posting ur joke keep it up and post new ones bye

2006-11-21 16:41:46 · answer #10 · answered by sameer_pasha4 2 · 0 0

heard it and still love it great joke

2006-11-21 16:31:00 · answer #11 · answered by amberslilsis06 2 · 0 0

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