Top 10 Messages left on OJ's Answering Machine.......Got any?

Question

Just wanted to know if you had some good answers....this was on David Letterman tonite.......the number 1 answer was "This is Robert Blake here.....are we still on for dinner?"
Do you have any good answers that would be left on OJ's answering machine?

Answer 1

"This is A.C., should I warm up the Bronco?"

Answer 2

LOL these are really funny check these out too: These words are lovely dark and deep But I've got promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep So leave a message at the beep. You have reached the BPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System. Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and stored for later use. Once this is done, our computers will be able to use the sound of YOUR voice for literally thousands of illegal and immoral purposes. There is no charge for this initial consultation. However our staff of professional extortionists will contact you in the near future to further explain the benefits of our service, and to arrange for your schedule of payment. Remember to speak clearly at the sound of the tone. Thank you. My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message with your MasterCard or Visa number, card type, and date of expiration. I'll get back to you pending credit approval. You dummy! You've called while I'm OUT! Five minutes You've missed me by AT LEAST five minutes. Are you stupid or what? Can't you get anything right? You people make me sick! Leave a message and I'll call you back! BEEP. Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line. If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you. Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you The roses have wilted, the violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head The roses stink, sorta like sheep But leave your name, number, and message after the beep The roses are molding, the violets are rotten And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten C'mon... you can do it... just a little one. That's the way... just a little beep, just a little one. C'mon... good boy... here we go... like this -- beeeeep, just a little one, beeeeeeeeeep, c'mon... There you go! A is for A, B is for Beer, C is for C, D is for Drunk. Call me back in 48 hours when I'm R for Recovered!

Answer 3

Hey OJ, so this is Michael Jackson... Im really gonna need my glove back.

Answer 4

Hey O.J., this is Nicole. I'm gonna be busy tonight. Don't come over.


or .. ... Hi. This is Tom Cruise. Katie and I want to thank you for the lovely knife set.
SMILE

Answer 5

Dreben sends his regards

Answer 6

Do you still have that Orange Juice contract?